Jack of all trades but master of none

Well hello again my fellow friends. As you all know tomorrow is New Year's Eve. And I would like to take this opportunity to wish you guys a Happy, Prosperous, Peaceful, Loving, Wonderful and Fruitful New Year to you all !!! :D

I'm sure you guys are aware that my title above is a proverb? well today i'm going to blog on how that proverb represents me . Well the thing is that i'm quite frustrated with myself for not finishing practically all the things that i've started. it's like the proverb above. i can do alot of things but i'm not 100 % good in any of the things that i can do. Okay here is the list of what i've started in my sixteen years of life :

• started studying at the age of 3
• started going to buddhist sunday dhamma school at the age of 6
• started tae kwon do at the age of 6
• started learning piano at the age of 6
• started taking swimming lessons at the age of 7
• started taking badminton lessons at the age of 14
• started training basketball at the age of 15
• i'm also into athletics like javelin throw, lontar peluru and also lempar cakera
• started beatboxing at the age of 13
• started learning magic and buying magic equipment at the age of 10
• started playing football as a keeper at the age of 9
• started playing chess at the age of 10
• started working out and going to the gym at the age of 15
• and there are many other sports that i can play but not under training like table tennis, frisbee, baseball and billiard (pool ) and i can also play the harmonica.

These are mostly all the things that i can do. i don't know whether i've missed out on anything but i think that's about it. so here's the updated list and also my achievements:

• well as i've said in my previous post that in primary school i was number 1 in the whole school for 3 consecutive alongside several other achivements.UPSR i had Straight A's. whereas in secondary school i didn't have much achievements in studies except getting straight A's in PMR.
• i've been attending buddhist school from 6 years old and i stopped at the age of 15
• i'm also a poom ( red black) belt holder in tae kwon do. one more step to black belt. i stopped at the age of 12. in order to take black belt i must be 15 years old.
• i'm still taking piano lessons now. i stopped taking exams at the age of 11 after my 4th grade. now i'm just playing songs.
• i only learned swimming for about a year and a half and i stopped when i was about to finish learning freestyle
• i was under badminton training for almost a year and the only achievement was making it to mssd
• i'm still training my basketball and i think day by day i'm getting better
• from primary until now also i've always had a medal in lontar peluru. in secondary when javelin and cakera was introduced i also took back either a silver or bronze medal. aiming for gold next year.
• i'm still beatboxing and i think this is currently the talent which i'm most proud off at the moment because not everyone can do this uniique thing. i also got third in the AND 1 beatboxing competition this year.
• well previous years i was in to magic but in form 4 i stopped doing magic tricks
• i've had my ups and downs as a keeper. every year during interclass competitions i will also be the first choice to become a keeper. and i can say that i'm proud of my class's achievements because every year we will also get a medal in football or futsal. and i also have a futsal team which is pretty good :D
• chess is just to past time
• the result of me going to the gym is that now i'm the strongest in SMK USJ 12. i've beaten every strong dude in my school in arm wrestling. haha :D
• other things are all just my hobbies and to past time. but about frisbee i lead my team to a second place victory this year :D

DON'T GET ME WRONG GUYS... IT'S JUST THAT I'VE BEEN FEELING LIKE KIND OF USELESS LATELY AND LIKE WHAT'S MY PURPOSE IN LIFE. AND TO CHEER MYSELF UP I WROTE THIS POST TO REMIND MYSELF THAT I CAN DO A LOT OF THINGS AND I MUST BE STRONG AND REMAIN OPTIMISTIC ABOUT MY FUTURE AND THAT I MUST COMPLETE ALL MY PROJECTS. THAT'S ALL.

waste of time

FINALLY!!!

I realise that getting into a relationship during the period of 13 to 17 years old is a total waste of time. let's not talk bout when you were in primary lah. use your head. not that i've been in a relationship or what during my 16 years of life. but i thank god that i never had a girlfriend so far and i do not wish to have a girlfriend till i'm in college or maybe when i'm working. one thing's for sure is that having a girlfriend during our secondary life is a TOTAL waste of time. i mean... "sure" you will feel that when you have a girlfriend, it's like the best feeling that you ever had. someone to talk to before you go to bed. someone to say i love you to when most of you don't even know what is the true feeling and meaning of being in love. some of you claim that " oh... he/she is my one and only lover and when i'm with him or her i finally get the true meaning of true love" of course you guys will say that when you are in a relationship you dumb ass!!! But what happens when you guys are finished? will you say that about the same person again? hahaha . PUPPY LOVE they call it. yes... most of you do know that loving someone in high school is considered puppy love but some how or rather you guys will challenge the statement and go ahead with your little fairytale of ROMEO AND JULLIET. well frens... i'm sorry to say it but you are lost.

In actual fact, when you have a girlfriend in secondary life, it will not only affect your studies and also your emotions. At least 89% of the couples in secondary school will think that their relationship will last forever and that they will never be seperated. BULLSHIT!!! It's not as easy as you think and furthermore there are many things to consider. one thing is that, when you guys take your girlfriend on a date, who's money are you spending. your parent's money of course. Do you feel happy that you are wasting your parents money on somebody else's daughter? Do you think it's worth it that you spend so much money just so you can have the impermenant happiness that most teenagers search for when their hormones are raging? DO YOU? if you do then... go and hang yourself now. Sorry to rain down on your parade lah guys. another thing to consider is that when you guys break up which will eventually happen. it's just a matter of time. Whose feelings will get hurt? is it the girls or the boys? well... both will get hurt. don't think that guys are like macho beings all the time. you think that they don't give a damn bout the relationship but in actual fact they are already emotionally attached to it. and when a relationship has ended both parties will feel extremely sad and like keep on thinking of the good times and bad times they shared together as couples. and on the girls side if lets say the boy asks for a break up, the damage is even worse. the girl might lose herself. she will be like lost. can't eat , can't sleep and will gradually start to lose weight and then studies also neglected already. all of this over what... over that stupid bastard who broke up with her. and who's fault is it? it's both parties punya fault. who asked you guys to get into a relationship?

and when you break up during exam it's even worse. some bastards may even break up with their gf on the night before the big exams like pmr or spm. in the end what happens?:

bm fail

bi fail

add maths fail

modern maths fail ....... and so on( you get the idea)

so that's all i have to say and i count myself lucky that i realised this before it's too late. i'm lucky that i learned from other people's mistakes rather than making a mistake by myself. and i'm finally free of any attachments already because i don't like anyone already :D i'm so happy. and i hope this lasts until i collect my spm result. ok guys till next time and feel free to comment on how you feel bout relationships :D

My Beloved Cousins...( it's been a long while)

well... it's been a long while since my beloved twin cousins and i had so much fun. the last time was on a christmas eve two years ago. back then i was form 2 and my cousins were 19 years old. my cousin's name are jia hui, the elder sister and jia yee. i always love to have them around because we will always do fun and also crazy stuff together. but it was not like that all the time. back then when i was young they didn't like hanging out with me because i was pretty annoying and i will always find ways to irritate them. but as the years passed by, we had more to things to talk about and also i became more matured compared to when i was 6.

Anyway... today i was visited by my beloved cousins and we had so much fun. we started off by eating dinner together and then we started camwhoring at the piano area for like about an hour. we tried so many different poses. then after that, jia hui and i collaborated to record a song but not like those professionals lah. jia yee used her handphone to record us. jia hui played the piano while i beatboxed to the song. we had so many failed attempts and the total recordings that we did plus the failed attempts were like about 20 recordings. my cousin was quite nervous and she also forgotten which key to press while we were recording. haha. that's because the song that she played was a song that she had not practiced for a very long time. but after several failed attempts, we finally managed to record a beautiful piece. it sounded almost like a recording that was done in the studio by professionals .a piano song with a modern twist in it :P my cousin liked the song so much that she used it as her ringtone.after that we went up to my room to transfer the pics taken with jia yee's camera to my comp. and later we continued camwhoring. haha. after bout an hour they had to leave and that was the end off the day.

my cousin jia hui... practicing

jia yee

jia hui

jia yee

jia hui being spastic

during one of our recording session

:D

jia hui and jia yee ( can you tell the difference?)

one of the attempts of i love you

another i love you attempt

and another

and in the end we got it

I LOVE YOU!!!

being spastic

tongue to the right, middle and to the left

haih... i also don't know how they talked me into this

jia yee

jia hui

:D

:D

Thailand trip

Yo wassup my brothers and sisters from another mother. How are you all doing? :)

first off i would like to congratulate all the form 3's who got good results in their pmr. You guys deserve it after months and months of burning the midnight oil and being kiasu in class . :P haha. But don't think that by getting your pmr results is the end of everything... you still have two more years my frens. Don't ever neglect your studies in form 4 and don't ever ever think that it's honeymoon year for you guys. cause it's NOT!!! But be sure to have fun while studying too. don't stress yourselves too much ya? :D

Ok lets get down to business. Thailand trip...

was a wonderful trip. for 4 days straight we shoped till our pockets also got lubang already. i think i won't be shopping for few months already since i bought a lot of things in thailand. there were clothes, a new watch, the black glasses a new jacket and food. i went to thailand by lufthansa air and i counted myself pretty lucky because when we arrived at the check in counter the MAS staff told us to apply for mileage which was free and in return she upgraded us to BUSINESS CLASS wei. haha. it was my first experience sitting in business class. luckily i knew how to behave in the aeroplane if not people will think i'm a bloody jakun. haha. ( li yin i know u r used to sitting first class and business class so u won't think it's a big deal. :P haha ) but i enjoyed the 1 hour and 45 minutes flight to bkk lah. we arrived about 11 and later checked in at our hotel around 12 am . so actually we were in bangkok for 5 days but since we only spent 2 hours on the first day... so it's not counted.

Anyway the second day we had a half day tour whereas the third day my mum didn't follow us on the full day tour and instead she asked me to accompany my cousins and my maid on the full day tour which was quite boring for me because i went on this kind of tour like 3, 4 times already since i've been to bangkok every year for the past 7 years.In bangkok i was like the tour guide. my mum depended on me to get to any place and we usually go to places via the skytrain. and i'm a pro at taking the skytrain. i know which station to take in order to go to a specific place. not to say i very chun lah( not being lan si here :P) haha. but actually i officialy started my shopping spree on the fourth day because we went to this place called the PLATINUM mall where they sell all the products at wholesale price. many businessman and businesswoman go there to buy the goods to sell in their respective shops. and by the end of the day each and everyone of us had something to carry home :D and on the fifth day we checked out of our hotel at 12 pm and we left for the airport(suvarnabumi airport) at 1. we were very lucky because we got upgraded to business class again :) then we lingered around the airport and waited for our flight which was at 5 o'clock. (thailand time that means 6 o'clock m'sia time)

I didn't take many pictures though because i already took many pictures of me in thailand in previous years so yeah... oh ya and MERRY CHRISTMAS EVERYBODY !!! may god bless you and your family :) oh and bout the earing ... it's just for show. i didn't really pierce my ear :D

in the airport on the last day

waiting at the lobby for my mum to check out

jayden koit with hat, glasses and earing(note: the earing is just clip on. i didn't really pierce my ear lah. )

Mr koit jr. is at it again

i think u've seen this pic before

original jayden koit without any accessories

business class seat wei

i have the ticket to prove it :P

My beloved mother :)

optimism!!!

yo guys i'm back from bangkok. but i will only update about my trip either tomorrow or the day after tomorrow. :D

rock a bye baby on the tree top...when the wind blows my hair will fall off

HI there my kawan kawan.today wa akan cakap in bahasa rojak n also bahasa sms :P. cause ah before this kan i always rite like prim and proper and also always check whether got spelling mistakes or grammatical errors. well... for this posts i will not give a damn bout all those. :D so how's life my fellow frens? are u feeling bored or excited that skul is goin to open soon?

anyway... semalam my cousins came to my house to stay cause today we all nak gi thailand. so semua orang excited lah. only two cousins came . satu 15 thn satu lagi 8 tahun. so funny lah my 8 year old cousin . i just found out something weird bout her. she is a very hamsap girl. seriously... for an 8 year old girl her tahap of hamsapness is too much. when i bathing all right she peeping at me u know. not that i never close my pintu when i mandi. it's just that my pintu can see through wan but not so clear. like can see the shape of the human inside lor. and when i taking out my shirt and pants in the bathroom right.. i can see a head looking straight at my body u know. i also had a shock of my hidup cause i thought it was a hantu kid u know. suddenly the hantu kid laugh like dunno what monkey like that... and that's how i knew she was my dear cousin. bout my 15 year old cousin leh...

Takut gemuk. yesterday night kan i.. jayden koit went down to look for food and made myself a cup of maggi mee. and i pun invite dia turun lah. but she say she doesn't wan pula . so nvm... i made the cup mee and i purposely ate in front of her... haha :P after that she left the room cause she can't tahan the nice aroma of the maggi mee. "tom yam flavour u know" hahahaha .

Okay enough bullshitting for now. let's get down to business. the main message that i want to convey here is that i'm going thailand for 5 days and so i won't be updating my blog. and when i come back i will update all bout thailand ok dudes and dudets? haha. so bye for now. i love each and every one of you. :D

Accupuntre...

The tought of going for accupunctre treatment for some of you guys maybe a bit scary. but for me it's not scary anymore because i think i'm like immune to needles now since i had so many encounters with needles. just like when i had dengue fever back when i was in form 1 where i had to take blood tests everyday. (i already explained this in my previous post under the title... "I MISS YOU" ) right now if the school wants to give us students an injection for any kind of sickness... i will definitely be the first to go. :D

Remember in my previous post i said that this is the 3rd time i sprained my wrist? When i first sprained my wrist 2 years ago, my father brought me to this chinese doctor in HAI-O in taipan and i had to go everyday to get an accupuntre treatment until my wrist was ok. and for you guys punya information the amount of needles that the doctor had to use for the treatment will go up to 11 or 12 on one hand. haha. i know that u guys are thinking that" wah so many needles ah... i rather not go man and let my wrist heal by itself" but let me tell u guys that by having an accupunctre treatment the time for the wrist to heal will be 5 times shorter. after the fifth treatment i was able to do pumping like normal. ( haha i sound like a promoter for HAI-O man :P) well that was the first time... and then i had to go and sprain my wrist again and again . sigh... and now this is my third time. yesterday was my first accupunctre treatment and luckily i took a pic of the needles. but this is just the start of the treatment. the doc will use more needles in the next few treatments ;p

Bored!!!

Sigh... i have nothing much to do lately and since i sprained my wrist my other activities have also been cut down by 60%. my goals that i have to achieve during the holidays also put on hold already. i can't do push ups or lift weights. everyday it's either go online, sleep , call people on the phone or watch tv. the stupid thing is that i've nothing much to do online other than blog or accept friend requests and see any new notifications on fb. want to sleep also cannot cause i usually wake up at 10 or 11 and i will not be sleepy when it comes to the afternoon. tv pula the programs all like shit like that. even on astro. nothing much to watch. my friends pun most of them went overseas so cannot go out. one word to sum it all... BORING.

I'm sorry lah guys that lately i've been like posting emo stuff and like complaining about life in my posts. i know if i continue to write like this nobody will want to read my blog anymore. so...

i'm not going to talk bout sad things again. after this it will all be happy posts :)

Oh ya and have u met my girlfriend when i was in form 2? this is her photo on her birthday:

(that's actually me in form 2 for those who don't know)

:D

Bad Luck much?

What the hell lah!!!! I don't know if i've been cursed or this is one of the side effects if we delete those stupid chain letters that says, 'if u delete this letter you will have 3 years of bad luck ' or don't know what shit lah. but i've been having some pretty shitty luck this holiday. it started off with the stupid chicken pox(as i've said before for those who do not know please read my first post bout chicken pox) and then yesterday two things happened. first... my bicycle was stolen by don't know what chapalang ,cheapskate, idiotic piece of shit punya either indonesian workers or bangla workers. What the F*** man. People who steal things really got no brains man. They don't realise that they will go to HELL!!! for stealing things. some more can happily ride my bike off. Cursed those mf@!?ing idiots wei. Seriously pissed off. and when i thought nothing could make the day worse... HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA (very funny ken jee!!!) i was WRONG.

I sprained my left wrist once again. This is like the third time. i can't move my left hand at the moment because the pain is excruciating . plus i will be going to thailand on thursday and i won't be able to do anything much since i'm like one handed now. The last time i sprained my left hand was about 3 months ago due to football. I was the goalkeeper and you know lah goalkeeper must do whatever it takes to save the bloody ball. even the first time was because of football. when i sprained my left wrist the first time, i told myself not to be keeper already but i was in demand :P haha. and then after that sprained second time. after 3 months sprain the third time. i think my nerve ah soon sure got problem d. EVEN NOW I'M USING ONE HAND TO TYPE THE WORDS. Imagine that. I seriously don't know what luck am i having now and i'm just waiting what will happen to me next...

Out of ideas

Sorry i've not much topics to talk about lately. but will soon post about something big that happened in my life . keep reading dudes and dudets

Night walk?

HI again. it's 2.30 am on a saturday. i just came back from my morning walk around my housing area and i'm now enjoying a cup of maggi mee while blogging. i feel so energised and i don't know how will i be able to sleep. haih, but the good news is i'm not so moody now compared to 12 something just now. Oh well...

these streets will make you feel brand new

Well at 12.23 am on a saturday morning. nothing will make me feel brand new. Haih... i really have no mood for anything now man!!! This is so frustrating. i've been feeling pretty down lately. got reason lah but then just don't ask me. haih i think i'll just log out for now.

Happy Birthday Mum!!!

Today is my mum's birthday and although she doesn't visit my blog i still want to wish her a happy birthday. :) These pics were taken after we came back from the dinner at tgi fridays. unfortunately i don't have any pictures at tgi fridays. the funny thing is that i brought my camera there and i asked tha waiter to take a family pic. But... after taking the pic i soon found out that the camera does not contain any memory card. Haha. The reason is because i was uploading some pics yesterday and i left my memory card in the computer. What a total spoiler. But i got to spend some quality time with my family. It's been a while since we sat down as a family and had a proper dinner cause before this my brother was working in singapore but he came back to malaysia to take his final paper for acca which is today. I want to wish him all the best and i hope he passes his final paper with flying colours. :)

I LOVE YOU MUM

ME , MY MUM AND MY BROTHER

Goals for holiday

yo wassup my kawan kawan :)

i just finished dinner at tgi fridays with my family because we were celebrating my mum's birthday. but the real date is actually tomorrow. December 11th. well anyways... before the holidays started i actually set a few goals that i must fulfill throughout the holidays.

1. to have a supemodel body by next year

2. to lose weight

3 train my stamina so that i can get top 20 during next year's lbt

4. train my basketball until i am able to slam dunk

5. to catch up with my studies and get good results next year

6. to finish my moral project and any other project for that matter

So far i'm in the process of getting a nice and fit body. since i already lost 3 kg due to chicken pox... i do not have to lose any more weight for the time being. i'm actually training to build my body and to achieve that, i bought a container of protein powder specially formulated for muscle building. and i've been going to the gym everyday and doing at least 100 pumping a day. but i think that's the only goal that i've been working on for the past month and it's already halfway through december.

my basketball on the other hand, since i weigh 3 kg less since the last time i played bb... i am now able to hold the ring and hopefully with a little more training i will be able to dunk by next year and help the team to win a gold medal for mssd. :)

I miss You

Well today i'm going to blog about my transformation from standard 6 up till now. Haha thinking back when i was still a chubby and bossy prefect in standard 6. I miss the old me when i was just ken jee and not jayden and also when i was a tyrant in the school. Oh yes people. when i was a prefect in primary school, i will shout "SENYAP" fom one end to the other in order to here some peace and quiet. it works everytime during the morning assembly and everytime i shout'SENYAP!!!!" i will hear 2 things. one is my own voice echoing back and one more is the headmistress saying" ok sudah ken jee, Thank you" I don't know whether she really meant it or she was just being sarcastic. i also missed how i used to be so daring and like couldn't care less about what other people thinks of me. but i still had my group lah. mostly everyone in standard 6 was my friend. one is either they just like to hang out with me (cause you know lah i'm a very friendly person ones you get to know me :) ) or its because their mum asked them to mix with me( not to be a show off or what but in primary i was like smk usj 12 punya ong hui jun. don't be shocked guys but this is real. i was number 1 in the whole school from std 4,5,6) to be better in their studies. but i don't think they got much from me cause in school i always played a lot and talked a lot. oh ya and another thing that i was famous for was the number of girls i liked in primary and all my friends knew that. i will list down at least 8 or 9 of them. and the funny thing was i told each and everyone of them that i had a crush on them. haha. well that's primary in short

now some of you guys maybe wondering how i transformed from a fat and chubby dude to what i am now in form 4. well it all started in form 1 when i had dengue fever in march. i had to stay in the hospital for like 8 days and everyday i had to take a blood test and on the 5th day the doctor could not find my vein because i was too fat and the fats are like coveing my vein. so the doctor had to inject me a few times in order to draw blood out of my body. i don't know whether to thank that aedes mosquito or what but thanks to it i lost 5 kg.

in form 2 due to puberty i had gained weight because i shot up in tems of height but i didn't do much that year. and then it came to form three. i started off form 3 weighing in at 85 kilos. but at the beginning of the year i did not feel that i was fat till the month of march where i suddenly gained the semangat to lose weight and for two months i went on a strict diet and i exercised daily. i wanted to look good before my birthday. that was my motivation. so in the end i was succesful in loosing weight. i lost a total of 8 kg. here is my diet plan for form 3:

1. do not consume too much oily food

2. do not eat any junk food such as mcd and kfc

3. do not take in too much sugary substance

4. do not drink anything else but water(but sometimes you can rewad youself with a can of coke

lah)

5. cut down the intake of rice

6. do not consume too much meat. eat more fish

And lastly in form 4. the whole year i managed to mantain my weight until i had chicken pox where i lost another 3 kg. for those who are new. read my first post. now enjoy the photos. for form 4 photos they are all in my facebook and blog. so i didn't put them in this post.

STANDARD 6:

FORM 1:

FORM 2:

my godsister pial and i

FORM 3:

FORM 4 BEGINNIG OF THE YEAR: